FUCK YOU NANCY DREW,
you are a slut and there is no gost why the fuck are you still at this goddamn japanese hotel anyway? why the fuck are you teaching young children english? what kind of random stranger who works at a fast food place makes you do their job and gives you a key to their appartment? who the shit does math for fun? where the fuck is my book about paranormal shit? and man, that is the ugliest mother fucking robot cat i have ever seen.
Just saying Megan this shit would be hilarious if it weren’t for that spelling error. Also on a similar note and also a comment on my intelligence I just realized the letters in this also spell shit. I don’t know how to feel about this all this time I’ve been using these letters, these letters that would take part in such a word. What has this world come to Megan?
Megan this would’ve been the appropriate thing to say to me last Friday. Just putting that out there
